{"product_id":"56811985","title":"Funny No Trespassing Metal Sign (8\" x 12\") - \"Tired of Hiding Bodies\"","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n  .shopify-description-wrap {\n    font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, \"Segoe UI\", Roboto, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;\n    color: #333;\n    line-height: 1.6;\n    max-width: 850px;\n    margin: 0 auto;\n    padding: 10px;\n  }\n\n  .hero-header {\n    text-align: center;\n    padding: 20px 0;\n    border-bottom: 2px solid #e1e1e1;\n    margin-bottom: 30px;\n  }\n\n  .hero-header h2 {\n    color: #b32d2e; \/* Matching the red in the sign *\/\n    font-size: 28px;\n    text-transform: uppercase;\n    margin: 0;\n    letter-spacing: 1px;\n  }\n\n  .hero-header p {\n    font-style: italic;\n    color: #666;\n    font-size: 1.1em;\n  }\n\n  .feature-grid {\n    display: grid;\n    grid-template-columns: repeat(auto-fit, minmax(280px, 1fr));\n    gap: 20px;\n    margin-bottom: 40px;\n  }\n\n  .feature-card {\n    background: #fdfdfd;\n    border: 1px solid #eee;\n    padding: 20px;\n    border-radius: 12px;\n    box-shadow: 0 4px 6px rgba(0,0,0,0.02);\n    transition: transform 0.2s;\n  }\n\n  .feature-card:hover {\n    transform: translateY(-3px);\n    border-color: #b32d2e;\n  }\n\n  .feature-card h3 {\n    margin-top: 0;\n    font-size: 1.2em;\n    color: #222;\n    display: flex;\n    align-items: center;\n  }\n\n  .feature-card h3 span {\n    font-size: 24px;\n    margin-right: 12px;\n  }\n\n  .spec-container {\n    background-color: #fafafa;\n    border-radius: 12px;\n    padding: 25px;\n    margin: 30px 0;\n  }\n\n  .spec-table {\n    width: 100%;\n    border-collapse: collapse;\n  }\n\n  .spec-table td {\n    padding: 12px 5px;\n    border-bottom: 1px solid #eee;\n  }\n\n  .spec-label {\n    font-weight: bold;\n    color: #555;\n    width: 35%;\n  }\n\n  .location-tags {\n    display: flex;\n    flex-wrap: wrap;\n    gap: 10px;\n    margin-top: 15px;\n  }\n\n  .tag {\n    background: #eee;\n    padding: 5px 12px;\n    border-radius: 20px;\n    font-size: 0.85em;\n    color: #444;\n  }\n\n  .care-box {\n    border: 1.5px dashed #b32d2e;\n    padding: 15px;\n    border-radius: 8px;\n    margin-top: 30px;\n    background: #fffafa;\n  }\n\n  .trust-bar {\n    display: flex;\n    justify-content: space-around;\n    padding: 20px 0;\n    margin-top: 40px;\n    border-top: 1px solid #eee;\n    text-align: center;\n    font-size: 0.9em;\n  }\n\n  @media (max-width: 600px) {\n    .feature-grid { grid-template-columns: 1fr; }\n  }\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"shopify-description-wrap\"\u003e\n  \n  \u003cdiv class=\"hero-header\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2\u003eFair Warning: We're Tired of Hiding Bodies\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThe ultimate wall decor for those who value their privacy (and their sense of humor).\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"feature-grid\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"feature-card\"\u003e\n      \u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e💀\u003c\/span\u003e Dark Humor, High Impact\u003c\/h3\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eStop trespassers in their tracks with a warning they won't forget. Perfect for adding a touch of edgy, vintage personality to your space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"feature-card\"\u003e\n      \u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🛡️\u003c\/span\u003e Built to Last\u003c\/h3\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eCrafted from premium heavy-duty tinplate. Our vivid, full-frame printing ensures colors stay sharp and \"blood-splatters\" stay bright for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"feature-card\"\u003e\n      \u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🪶\u003c\/span\u003e Easy Installation\u003c\/h3\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eLightweight and durable with pre-drilled holes. Hang it in seconds on walls, fences, or doors without breaking a sweat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"feature-card\"\u003e\n      \u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e🎁\u003c\/span\u003e The Perfect Prank Gift\u003c\/h3\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eThe ideal housewarming gift for that friend with a \"unique\" personality. Great for birthdays, holidays, or \"just because.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"spec-container\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3 style=\"margin-top:0;\"\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003ctable class=\"spec-table\"\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd class=\"spec-label\"\u003eMaterial\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd\u003eHigh-Quality Tinplate (Metal)\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd class=\"spec-label\"\u003eDimensions\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd\u003e8\" x 11.9\" (Approx. 20 x 30 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd class=\"spec-label\"\u003ePrint Style\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd\u003eFull-frame, Anti-fade Vivid Print\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd class=\"spec-label\"\u003eEdge Finish\u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd\u003eRolled edges for safe handling\u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n    \u003cp style=\"margin-top: 20px; font-weight: bold;\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"location-tags\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"tag\"\u003eMan Caves\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"tag\"\u003eHome Bars\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"tag\"\u003eGarages\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"tag\"\u003eBack Gardens\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"tag\"\u003eOffices\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"tag\"\u003eCafes\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"tag\"\u003eIndustrial Lofts\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"care-box\"\u003e\n    \u003cstrong\u003e✨ Maintenance Tip:\u003c\/strong\u003e \n    Keep your warning clear! Simply wipe with a damp cloth to remove dust. The weather-resistant finish ensures it stays looking \"deadly\" without extra effort.\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"trust-bar\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv\u003e✅ Fast Shipping\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv\u003e💎 Quality Guaranteed\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv\u003e🔒 Secure Checkout\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv\u003e💬 24\/7 Support\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Auraivo","offers":[{"title":"12″x8″","offer_id":43234863808579,"sku":"#A-260511-JX3-MSIXI-Style-1-12-x8","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"16″x12″","offer_id":43234863841347,"sku":"#A-260511-JX3-MSIXI-Style-1-16-x12","price":21.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0648\/2860\/4483\/files\/482fbaada3fa4fd096fe74f95ef0cc8c_tplv-fhlh96nyum-crop-webp_1600_1600.webp?v=1778470572","url":"https:\/\/auraivo.com\/products\/56811985","provider":"Auraivo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}