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'Dad Joke' Funny Father’s Day & Birthday Greeting Card - Hilarious Gift from Daughter

£9.00 GBP

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Specification Funny Fathers Day Card Second Born Humor Card-Fathers Day Funny Financial Burden Card Dad Funny Poop Card Funny Ball Sack Card Entire Life Love Card Father’s Day Card

Size 5" x 7"

Beat Dad at His Own Game with the Ultimate Dad Joke Card!

Every daughter knows the true way to Dad's heart is making him groan at a terrible, brilliant pun. Ditch the cheesy, sentimental poetry and serve up the perfect dose of daughterly sarcasm and artist-sketched wit!

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Classic Dad Joke

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From Daughter Twist

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Kraft Envelope

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Luxury 5x7" Size

🔮 The Ultimate Roast — Brilliant Puns Meet Heavy Duty Cardstock

He raised you with unconditional love, tough guidance, and a lifetime of cringeworthy puns. Now, it's time for the daughter to fire back. Our boutique-grade greeting card delivers premium quality with comedic precision:
• Exclusive Artist-Authored Comic Design: Hand-illustrated by indie comic artists, the front graphic delivers a high-impact, premium visual joke that supermarket cards simply can't touch.
• Smudge-Free Matte Canvas Interior: Left entirely blank and unlined, giving you absolute freedom to draft a loving memory, a funny roast, or an emotional thank-you without ink bleeding through.

Premium Boutique Features Engineered to Stand Out:

📜 Thick Uncoated Luxury Cardstock Stock Printed on ultra-dense, sustainably sourced heavy cardstock paper. It features a stunning tactile feedback when gripped, a non-glare smooth exterior finish, and a sturdy fold structure that stands upright perfectly on his favorite mantelpiece or work bench.

📮 Complete Individual Presentation with Rustic Kraft Mailer Each card is carefully packaged alongside a heavyweight, vintage-style Kraft paper envelope. It encapsulates your heartfelt mockery with premium, old-school stationery charm and secures it tightly against any shipping folds.

🎁 Double Duty Versatility — Ideal for Birthdays & Father's Day The punchline is so timelessly hilarious, it serves as the ultimate standalone gift card for Father's Day, Dad's milestone 50th/60th birthdays, or an unexpected funny joke to hide inside his new tackle box or toolbox.

📐 Product Dimensions & Bundle Inclusions

Check out the professional-grade physical metrics for this hilarious card:

Specification	Card & Stock Architecture	What You Receive
Card Dimensions	Standard 5 x 7 Inches (Folded/Closed Position)	1x Funny Artist Card 🃏
Envelope Type	Premium Heavyweight Rustic Vintage Kraft Paper	1x Kraft Mailer Envelope ✉️
Interior Page	100% Unlined Blank Sheet (Smudge-Free Matte)	1x Crystal Clear Sleeve Protection

💡 Pro Tips for an Exceptional Presentation:

Our luxury uncoated interior paper is engineered to absorb ink rapidly. However, if you are using thick ink fountain pens or shiny metallic paint markers, give it a quick 10-second window to dry before folding.
If you are mailing this long-distance from college or another city, the dense Kraft surface accepts adhesive address labels and standard postage stamps beautifully.